Ah Lian versus Predator... I mean Priority Seat Aunty

PHOTOS: Stomp

Just as many moviegoers have questions about the movie Prometheus, I have a few questions about the video showing an ah lian versus an auntie in a “priority seat” on the MRT train.

Question 1
Why is the video in English? How to appeal to heartlanders like that?

Question 2
Since the ah lian speaks English (or Singlish) and not, say, Hokkien, is it then correct to call her an ah lian?

Question 3
Why does the aunty say to the ah lian, “Most probably you’re from China”?

Doesn’t the aunty know that Singapore is not in China, but in Europe? Doesn’t she follow Amanda Bieber on Twitter?

Question 4
Why isn’t Mr Alex Ong in the video?

Question 5
What headphones is the ah lian using in the video?