Who wants Chelsea job?

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Never mind the FA Cup replay victory, Chelsea are this week’s Premier League punchline.

Coaches are queuing up behind microphones to make fun of the stooges mismanaging Stamford Bridge.

Pep Guardiola (above) hinted at taking a one-year sabbatical in a search for serenity rather than a year at Stamford Bridge in a search for insanity.

Only men with little to lose take such risks, which is why Rafa Benitez, Glenn Hoddle and even Sven-Goran Eriksson are readily available.