Think you're Fifty Shades fan?

Fifty Shades Of Grey is one of those movies that's more than a movie.

Like Harry Potter, The Twilight Saga and The Lord Of The Rings, it has created its own little culture that has spawned its own little industry.

You don't just watch the film - you read the book, buy the T-shirt, listen to the music and write the fan fiction.

If you're daring enough, you can even try to get a little taste of the, uh, lifestyle.

But that's your business!

The story is about naive college grad Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson), who comes under the spell of wealthy S&M fan Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan). He wants her to be just another one of his "submissives", but there's just something special about her.

Fortunately, the film was directed by a woman, Sam Taylor-Johnson, and based on a book by a woman, EL James, so you know it will have some class.

With Fifty Shades Of Grey hitting theatres here tomorrow, we give you a heads up on how you can get in on the action.

BUY THE CLOTHES

You don't have to go out and buy a bunch of bondage gear to show your allegiance to Christian Grey.

Instead, wear a cool Fifty Shades Of Grey T-shirt, with a cute saying like, "Property Of Mr Grey", "Laters, Baby!", "Obey Grey" or the ever popular "Team Grey".

The funniest clothes we've seen yet are actually the baby onesies that say, "9 Months Ago My Mommy Read 50 Shades Of Grey". It's funny because it's true. Find all the Fifty Shades apparel you can handle on online platforms like Amazon, eBay, Etsy and RedBubble.

WATCH THE SPOOFS

There were two safe places in this crazy world where you thought sex would never enter - Disney cartoons and Lego.

But now even these two bastions of innocence have been sexified.

Visit YouTube to see the Fifty Shades trailer mashed up with Frozen and Lego.

Both are amazingly well done. In the former, Princess Anna gets seduced by a pervy Hans, while the latter presents plastic bricks getting it on.

Weird but wonderful!

DRINK THE DRINKS

Have you ever wondered where bondage aficionados get all that energy? Wonder no more!

According to the novel, the answer is tea! You'd imagine Earl Grey to be the tea of choice, because duh, but it's actually Twinings English Breakfast tea.

Twinings was going to feature a special box to tie-in with the film, but ended up bowing out due to pressure from activists concerned with certain unsavoury themes found in the source material.

When Anastasia and her special fella want to get classy and/or drunk, they go with wine, specifically Pouilly Fume and Bollinger Grande Annee Rose 1999.

LISTEN TO THE MUSIC

If you need any help getting in the mood for the movie (as if!), you must check out the just-released soundtrack.

The track list includes old-time acts like Frank Sinatra and The Rolling Stones, as well as contemporary artists such as Sia and Beyonce.

We would recommend checking out the super-sexy music videos, like Ellie Goulding (above) with her hit Love Me Like You Do and The Weeknd with Earned It. These are what they call "smooch jams".

DRIVE THE CAR

Christian Grey is such a gentleman that he buys all his gal pals cars - used ones. Just joking.

He actually buys them Audis. Usually it's an Audi A3, but he likes Anastasia so much that he gets her an Audi R8 Spyder.

There's now a hilarious Audi tie-in commercial in which Saturday Night Live star Vanessa Bayercomes on to guys in an elevator - a memorable scene from the official trailer - in the hopes of landing her own Audi. Get in line, woman!