Don't try this at home: Man sends wife spreadsheet of all her excuses not to have sex
Frustrated about the number of times he was rejected after he tried initiating sex, he sent his wife a spreadsheet of all her excuses.
The 26-year-old man had been taking down these notes for about six weeks before he collated the information into an spreadsheet.
He then attached the document to a sarcastic email he sent her while his wife was on the way to the airport, where she was flying off for a ten-day business trip.
The 26-year-old woman, who posted the spreadsheet on Reddit, said:
"I open (the email), and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex June 1, with a column for my 'excuses,' using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment."
Clearly, the couple have much to talk about.
But do you think he should have sent her this passive aggressive spreadsheet?
Sources: Reddit, Huffington Post
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