Asia’s craziest national costumes at Miss Universe
MISS SINGAPORE
Going up against all the costume drama from her Asian compatriots, even a Supertree cannot save her from turning into a wallflower.
MISS MALAYSIA
Food porn, beauty pageant-style. With fork and spoon in hand, in her infamous nasi lemak dress, she is basically telling the world: "Eat me."
MISS MYANMAR
No need to provide her with walk-in music, since she comes with her own "traditional orchestra" - and possibly an army of Minions pushing the whole thing on stage.
MISS INDONESIA
When there is literally a monkey on your back, the subliminal messages are endless. One of which could be, do not feed her.
MISS THAILAND
She single-handedly puts ventriloquists to shame with her massive - and massively creepy - puppet. Her left bicep must have either collapsed from the strain or be Popeye-size by now.
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