School of frock: Paris Fashion Week
Despite Paris Fashion Week being in full swing, we're seeing more fashion victims than victories
EVA GREEN (B+)
Premiere of Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children in New York City
Gown: Elie Saab
The backcombed hair situation isn't ideal, but she can sell me almost anything with her vampiric allure. Green and Elie Saab have always been a match made in heaven. So although this doily-esque crimson lace creation isn't the most stunning we've seen on her, it's still good enough to rise above the pack.
LAETITIA CASTA (B)
Christian Dior 2017 Spring/Summer ready-to-wear collection fashion show in Paris
Dress and shoes: Christian Dior
What a denim delight. It takes a former French model to show all the "celebrities" how it's done for a Dior show.
JENNIFER LAWRENCE (D)
Christian Dior 2017 Spring/Summer ready-to-wear collection fashion show in Paris
Top, jeans and shoes: Christian Dior
Is poor JLaw contractually obligated to receive all the worst Dior ensembles during her time as its ambassador? Or is she desperately trying to get fired by turning up in cuffed boyfriend jeans and a tank top? Whatever the case, both parties need to break up before someone gets hurt.
VANESSA HUDGENS (D-)
Knott's Scary Farm black carpet party in Los Angeles
Coat: Girl On A Vine
I'm still deciding which is striking more fear in my heart - the extra dressed up as a monster, or off-duty Hudgens dressed up as herself.
HILARY DUFF (F)
Premiere of Younger Season 3 in New York City
Top and pants: Not known
She looks like she can't move her arms, which means she can't stop us from tossing those hideous creased pants into the burning pyre where the ashes of her career still lie.
MOST IMPROVED
RIHANNA
Oh come on, her latest Marie Antoinette-meets-athleisure collection - including this pastel pink eyelet trenchcoat with matching trousers - is just full-on absurd. Add the string of pearls and lace fan and we're right smack in Couture Crazytown. Looking less of a poseur at the next Paris Fashion Week event, Rihanna's embellished cold-shoulder white dress is a decent enough recovery.
FENTYxPUMA by Rihanna fashion show in Paris, Sept 28
Coat and pants: FENTYxPUMA by Rihanna
Christian Dior 2017 Spring/Summer ready-to-wear collection fashion show in Paris, Sept 30
Dress and bag: Christian Dior
Shoes: DSquared2
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