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"In all honesty, I think I make a prettier Barbie than she does."

"Valeria has been my arch-nemesis ever since we met each other earlier this year and by dressing up like her twin, I wanted to prove that anyone can look like Barbie, including Ken!"

"As soon as you wipe away all that make-up, she's just a plain Jane and there's absolutely nothing special about her."

"Unlike me, who has spent a fortune permanently transforming myself into a human Ken doll, Valeria just plays dress-up."

Two years ago, Barbie met Ken. But Ken, alas, did not like Barbie.

That happened when Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova came face to face with Human Ken doll Justin Jedlica for a photoshoot and interview with the US media. To date, the 33-year-old American, who said he had spent $165,000on plastic surgery to look like his idol, has had 140 procedures done in the last 15 years, including 12 implants in his torso that mimic shapely arm and chest muscles, 15 silicone injections in his buttocks and 11 in his face. He was appalled when he found out that Lukyanova apparently had only breast implants and wasn't plastic enough for him. Here are his top five choice disses:

"Valeria presents herself as a real-life Barbie doll, but she is nothing more than an illusion who dresses like a drag queen."