Happy 75th birthday, Chuck! 10 of the best Chuck Norris bits from around the Internet
Here's a Chuck Norris fact - the manliest man on Internet is now 75.
The Walker Texas Ranger star celebrated his 75th birthday on Wednesday morning (Singapore time) and is still kicking all sorts of behind in cyberspace.
For those unfamiliar with Norris - beware, he might be standing behind you right now for not knowing who he is. The Oklahoma-born actor and martial artist is such a badass that even Hollywood can't but reference him in action movies like The Expendables 2.
And if you didn't know already, the joke about the cobra is a typical Chuck Norris Fact - a satirical one-liner celebrating Norris' toughness and masculinity - among other things.
Without further ado, here are the 10 best videos and memes that we've found around the Internet about the Internet's favourite tough guy.
10) Chuck Norris is the cure for the zombie apocalypse
9) Chuck Norris doesn't cry...
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8) Chuck Norris could be why we're discovering new stuff in space all the time...
7) You might want to think twice before watching a Chuck Norris movie in 3D...
6) A picture is worth a thousand words
5) No material in the world can keep a piggie safe from Chuck Norris
4) Chuck Norris did lose once to Bruce Lee...but only probably because he wanted to
This YouTube video from Way of the Dragon has been viewed more than 19 million times. Presumably because disbelieving Chuck Norris fans viewed it multiple times expecting Norris to resurrect himself and kick Bruce Lee's butt.
3) Van Damme's split atop two semi-trucks was epic, but Chuck Norris always finds a way to come out tops...
He probably could do that in real life, mind.
2) Death? Chuck Norris laughs in the face of such trivial matters
1) What's more awesome than a Chuck Norris Fact? Chuck Norris reading Chuck Norris Facts