School of frock
What's up, Hollywood? It says a lot about the fashion parade this week when a jeans-blazer-T-shirt combo makes best-dressed
KRISTEN BELL (B)
The Good Place press event at Comic-Con in San Diego, California
Blazer: Topshop
Jeans: Mother
Shoes: Christian Louboutin
Her ensemble of vintage Minnie Mouse tee, black boyfriend blazer, distressed skinny jeans and yellow pumps is one I'd live in every day if I could. Fun, chic and totally event-appropriate.
LEA MICHELE (C+)
Scream Queens press event at Comic-Con in San Diego, California
Dress: Solace London
Shoes: Salvatore Ferragamo
This is so close to white hot, but that vulgar, wide deep-V turns it straight into a white "not". The Glee star is back to her old try-hard ways - legs or boobs, dear, never both. And lay off the self-tanner.
MILA KUNIS (C)
Bad Moms premiere in New York City
Jumpsuit: Ulla Johnson
Shoes: Jimmy Choo
As someone who is also pregnant, I must say jumpsuits are honestly the most sadomasochistic things to wear when you have to grapple with a bulging belly and the urge to pee every 15 minutes - especially when it looks as dopey as Kunis' mum hair.
REBECCA HALL (D)
The BFG premiere in London
Dress: Christian Dior
Shoes: Stuart Weitzman
That's a murderous neckline if I ever saw one. It's a miracle she's still alive.
KEKE PALMER (F)
Scream Queens press event at Comic-Con in San Diego, California
Top: Anna Sui
Jacket: Gucci
Pants and shoes: Bally
Gosh, where do I even start with this tortured abomination. Just Make. It. Stop.
WHO WORE IT BETTER?
KEKE PALMER VS MARIA BELLO
Ice Age: Collision Course premiere in Los Angeles, July 16
Jumpsuit: Off-White c/o Virgil Abloh
Shoes: Sergio Rossi
Lights Out premiere in Los Angeles, July 19
Jeans: Greg Lauren
Shoes: Alexa Wagner
Talk about a double-denim disaster. What is this hellish ankle-belted contraption Palmer (top) has brought forth before us? And as much as I think her past week's get-ups are an obvious cry for help, we surely need an exorcist for Bello (below) now. Those horrific drop-crotch drawstring denim-and-satin harem joggers are so beyond human comprehension, they have got to be the work of the devil. Which means they need to be burned immediately and the ground beneath it salted.