School of frock
It's back to post-awards season regular programming, with an emphasis on 'regular'
CASSIE (B)
Premiere of The Perfect Match in Los Angeles
Gown: Stello
Sean "P. Diddy" Combs' hot girlfriend's boobage is distracting, but you can't deny she's slaying it in this slinky number.
JENNIFER GARNER (C+)
Premiere of Miracles From Heaven in Los Angeles
Dress: Oscar de la Renta
Shoes: Jimmy Choo
Garner is one of my favourite actresses who recently gave one of my favourite post-split interviews (you show that Ben Affleck!), but saccharine girly prom-wear is far from my favourite thing on her. She should not be raiding her daughters' closets.
MEL B (D)
America's Got Talent Season 11 kick-off event in Pasadena
Dress: Unknown
Shoes: Giuseppe Zanotti
Here's Scary Spice giving us an eyeful of cleavage as usual. Tell me those eight buttons are not the hardest-working adornments in fashion history.
WILLOW SMITH (F)
Chanel 2016/2017 Fall/Winter ready-to-wear collection show in Paris
Jacket and catsuit: Chanel
This is a joke right? And Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's teen daughter being named the new Chanel ambassador must be the punchline. It's Paris Fashion Week, not an X-Men audition. You just can't take someone posing like that in glorified scuba gear seriously.
BLAKE LIVELY (B+)
White House State Dinner in Washington
Gown: Ralph & Russo
This is hardly the most jaw-dropping thing Lively has ever worn - it's even a little matronly. But the fancy silvery-blue bathrobe is event-appropriate and Ryan Reynolds gives any outfit an extra boost.
MOST IMPROVED
Between tacky Hudson and tasteful Hudson, I'll take the latter, who's been missing for a while now. A tortured tin foil dress just can't hold a candle to something elegant and understated like this pretty, soft pleated frock.
Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Los Angeles, Feb 28
Gown: Maria Lucia Hohan
Premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 in London, March 6
Gown: J Mendel