School of frock: Red Carpet Leftovers

Pickings were so stupefyingly slim this past week, it was like we had been given the red carpet leftovers.

SHU QI (B+)

Asian Film Awards in Macau

Gown: Georges Hobeika

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God bless Shu Qi for being the only celeb to satisfy my princess dress craving.

The dreamy blush cap-sleeved gown featuring a cage-like bodice and full tulle skirt is totally befitting the queen of the night and Best Actress winner for The Assassin.

NAOMI WATTS (C+)

Premiere of The Divergent Series: Allegiant in New York City

Top and skirt: Derek Lam

Shoes: Giuseppe Zanotti

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Nice sparkles, but something about the silhouette and hemline makes it all a bit older lady wear.

If I can imagine Dame Helen Mirren rocking it, Watts should think twice.

ZOE KRAVITZ (C)

Premiere of The Divergent Series: Allegiant in New York City

Dress: Valentino

Shoes: Stuart Weitzman

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And our catch of the day is a confused Kravitz, who thinks she's at the Mad Max: Fury Road premiere. Fringed fishnet "dresses" should really be tossed back into the sea.

HEIDI KLUM (D)

Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards in Los Angeles

Dress and shoes: Atelier Versace

Pull on one of the white straps and hopefully the whole thing will inflate like a life jacket.

We all know she's silently screaming for help, what with her deranged style choices of late.

SHAILENE WOODLEY (F)

Premiere of The Divergent Series: Allegiant in New York City

Jumpsuit: Elie Saab

Shoes: Casadei

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If she's trying so hard to fade into the background while selling her movie, then this doesn't deserve anything more than a snort.

Oh, and ship it off to Jane Fonda, who'll at least do a better job.

WHO WORE IT BETTER?

ZENDAYA OR KERRY WASHINGTON

Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards in Los Angeles, March 12 / PaleyFest Los Angeles in Los Angeles, March 15

When you're tasked to wear one of these over-designed Ulyana Sergeenko embroidered patterned frocks with bra cups that do odd things to your boobs, nobody wins, really.

Zendaya's retro styling - finger waves, choker, Charlotte Olympia shoes - takes her blush version up a notch.

Sadly, Washington's chances with her blue rendition from the same line died the instant I saw all those ruffled tiers.