Venice Film Festival red carpet is fashion manna from heaven
After an interminable red carpet drought, heaven sent us fashion manna in the form of the Venice Film Festival
LADY GAGA (A)
Premiere of A Star Is Born at the Venice International Film Festival
Gown: Valentino
As much as I miss crazy Gaga circa 2013, a frequent bottom-dweller in this column back then, I applaud how her movie star style is born. The feathered pink ballgown is breathtaking, while still boasting the high drama - obese flamingo, anyone? - she's known for.
ANNIE ILONZEH (A-)
Premiere of Peppermint in Los Angeles
Gown: Rami Kadi
I have no idea who she is and the gaping bodice is a bit much, but everything from the waist down is perfection. That amazing rainbow sequined pleated skirt is giving me life.
IZABEL GOULART (B-)
Photocall ahead of the Venice International Film Festival Dress: Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini
Shoes: Aquazzura
Only in Venice, and only if you are a Victoria's Secret model from Brazil. This completely see-through polka dot dress boasts the most redundant use of fabric ever - worn over black undergarments, yet Goulart totally gets away with it.
CHLOE GRACE MORETZ (D)
Photocall for Suspiria at the Venice Film Festival in Venice
Top and pants: Miu Miu
Moretz's stylist must hate her, because how could anyone have so much self-loathing to inflict such harm on themselves? An insanity plea won't even excuse those flared pants with exposed crotch zip and furry hem that gives her hobbit feet. Get some real help, girl.
RUMER WILLIS (F)
Variety's Power of Young Hollywood in Los Angeles
Top, pants and coat: August Getty
There's no point being the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore when you are going to throw it all away on a tragic perm, while your boobs and gut are busting out and you forget to give your outfit a good steaming. Even nepotism can't save this wrinkly mess.
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