9 weirdest complaints from hotel guests

What are the weirdest complaints from hotel guests?

Travel search site Skyscanner asked 400 hotel workers from 49 countries that question. 

Here are the top 9 (and what we think those cray-cray guests were thinking).

1. The sheets are too white

I prefer them stained yellow with a dash of puke.

 

2. The sea was too blue

Yes, and while you're at it, the grass is too green, the door is too brown, the sheets are too white. Oh wait, I already complained about that.

 

3. Ice cream too cold

Well, a woman did sue McDonald's for coffee that was too hot. The jury in US awarded her $2.7 million (S$3.4m). 

 

4. Bath was too big

Because trying to squeeze my whole body into the bath is part of the fun. You took that away from me.

5. Girlfriend's snoring kept guest awake

Should have brought my ear plugs.

6. Guest's dog didn't enjoy his stay

Woofie didn't like the ten-course meal. Or the olympic-sized pool Or the penthouse.

7. Hotel had no ocean view (in Mayfair, London)

I wasn't good at geography. Isn't London by the sea?

8. There was no steak on vegetarian menu

What's the point of calling it vegetarian if it doesn't have meat.

9. Waiter was too handsome

I have to be the best-looking person in the room.