School of frock: New York, New York
Everything's coming up roses for Olivia Wilde, but it's all downhill for fashion victims at New York Fashion Week
OLIVIA WILDE (A-)
Premiere of Race in New York City
Gown: Dolce & Gabbana
Sure, this is yet another romantic boho black sheer gown embroidered with a garden full of roses and daisies, but my inner botanist can't argue with Wilde's pretty presentation.
GIGI HADID (B)
Sports Illustrated Celebrates Swimsuit 2016 event in New York City
Jumpsuit: Julien Macdonald
Shoes: Kurt Geiger
Hadid is so hot, she makes me forget how much I loathe seeing visible panties beneath completely see-through outfits.
JAIME KING (D)
Monse fashion show at New York Fashion Week in New York City
Jumpsuit: Monse
That crinkled crotch area has got to be the most unfortunate thing in haute couture clownwear.
KATY PERRY (D)
The Creators Party presented by Spotify in Los Angeles
Top and pants: Dolce & Gabbana
Shoes: Christian Louboutin
When Kim Kardashian circa 2016 meets Madonna circa 1989. The result? A Katy Perry that nobody recognises anymore. Makes one long for the days of cupcake bras and whipped cream boobs.
ROSARIO DAWSON (F)
Opening Ceremony after party at New York Fashion Week in New York City
Jumpsuit: Opening Ceremony
There's just no acceptable excuse for this much baggy denim, even in freezing Big Apple temperatures.
Somewhere out there, Old MacDonald is having a giggle fit.
WHO WORE IT BETTER?
Johnson takes the plunge in a slinky, low-cut red spaghetti-strap silk number. It's not blowing my mind, but it'll do. On the same day across the pond, Bedingfield was having a similar idea, but with the inexplicable addition of underboob vents. Johnson wins by a whisker for looking less droopy.
DAKOTA JOHNSON
Bafta British Academy Film Awards in London, Feb 14
Gown: Christian Dior
NATASHA BEDINGFIELD
Clive Davis & The Recording Academy's 2016 Pre-Grammy Gala in Los Angeles, Feb 14
Gown: Not known
"It's always not glamorous when you go home at the end of the night. You really do feel like you go from Cinderella to a pumpkin - in the best way."
- Canadian actress Rachel McAdams on returning from a red carpet event