Killer clown? No Internet access scarier
Mysterious signal interference returns to Circle Line – as I predicted
I called it.
It's not predicting that the Chicago Cubs would win the World Series last week - although it did take some foresight for me not to throw away my dusty 28-year-old Cubs cap which my head outgrew.
I am not the movie Back To The Future Part II.
Unlike a US baseball team claiming its first championship in 108 years, what I anticipated was closer to home and has occurred before more recently than in 1908.
In September, I wrote in this column about a mysterious signal interference that plagued the MRT Circle Line, causing delays for five straight days.
Before the Land Transport Authority (LTA) and SMRT could find the source of the problem, the problem disappeared as suddenly as it appeared.
I wrote: "That was good for commuters, but not so good for LTA and SMRT because they couldn't solve the problem, which, in turn, may turn out to not be good for commuters after all."
Flash forward to last Wednesday.
"The mysterious signal interference which interrupted service on the Circle Line MRT two months ago is back," reported The Straits Times.
Thousands of commuters were affected during the morning rush hour.ST FILE PHOTO
SMRT said that preliminary findings revealed a communications glitch similar to the one that disrupted service earlier.
What did I tell ya? Did I call it or what?
This time, it got even worse for commuters when LTA announced on Friday: "Due to continued ongoing tests, mobile services along the Circle Line will be temporarily suspended today."
No mobile services means no phone calls, no texting, no sexting, no Internet and no Pokemon Go.
So not only are you going to be late for your appointment due to the train delay, you can't inform anyone that you're going to be late.
You can't even kill time waiting for the train to move again by going to the SMRT Facebook page to complain about the lack of mobile services because of the lack of mobile services.
The Circle Line has pretty much become one of Dante's Circles of Hell.
Please forgive my atas literary reference. I just saw the Tom Hanks movie, Inferno.
LTA has apologised for "the inconvenience to passengers", which unfortunately, it has become very practised at.
But the Government agency wasn't the only organisation to appear contrite last week.
Supermarket chain Cold Storage also had to say sorry after someone tweeted a photo of a Cold Storage sign that said "Deepavali promotion: Beef less 38%" and commented sarcastically: "Cultural understanding eh?"
I didn't see that one coming.
Why the beef with Cold Storage's beef promotion?
The Straits Times helpfully explained: "Hindus generally abstain from eating beef as they regard the cow as sacred."
Plus, I would like to add, Deepavali is a Hindu festival.
Cold Storage was quick to throw under the bus (and not the train because it was delayed) a "junior staff member" who put up the sign and "overlooked the cultural sensitivity".
The company said: "We have since explained and coached him on the cultural sensitivity and he assured us that he had no intention to disrespect the Hindus.
"We also took this opportunity immediately to coach all our team members to be mindful of cultural sensitivities in Singapore."
At least no one was in blackface.
While promoting beef during Deepavali may not be the best idea, surely there isn't a better time than Halloween week to dress up as a scary clown and startle random strangers in public?
Apparently, the police don't think so. Which led to probably the most unexpected apology of the week.
Mr Joel Wong, 19, said sorry after he and his friends were hauled up for questioning after posting videos of their killer clown prank.
Hey, if you really want to frighten Singaporeans, just tell them they can't access the Internet.
The horror, the horror.
While mobile services returned yesterday on the Circle Line, LTA chief executive officer Chew Men Leong is leaving.
Friday will be the last day for the former Chief of Navy. I'm sure if the MRT were built on water, Mr Chew would have solved all the problems.
So maybe his replacement, Mr Ngien Hoon Ping, a former army general, will have better luck.
On the other hand, SMRT chief executive officer Desmond Kuek was also an army general.
Does that mean the MRT will be breaking down for another 108 years?
Don't ask me.
What am I? A fortune teller?