Ho ho ho: 6 reasons why Teo Ser Luck, Xiaxue and SMRT Ltd (Feedback) are winners in our books
Since it's the Christmas season, we are in the giving spirit.
More accurately, we are in the mood to give out some imaginary awards.
1. Best creative use of laugh- and cringe-inducing hashtags:
Teo Ser Luck
While MP Baey Yam Keng is known as the selfie king, we proclaim Minister of State (Trade and Industry) Teo Ser Luck to be the hashtag king.
His hashtags are long, goofy and of no use whatsoever but they sure make us laugh.
2. Best motivation to clean up our Facebook accounts:
SMRT Ltd (Feedback)
Hmm, is Jover Chew still receiving pizzas?
3. Best diet-killer:
ieatishootipost (for constantly posting amazing food photos)
Thank you for the constant reminders that cheaper, non-cafe food still exist.
4. Best online drama that made us want to grab some popcorn:
Xiaxue vs Gushcloud
No one does a take-down expose here better than Xiaxue.
Pick your side #FaithinXiaxue vs #FaithinGushcloud, sit back and watch.
5. Best neighbourhood that is not located near a rat-infested hill:
Every estate other than Bukit Batok (for now)
6. Best surprise of the year:
Sports Hub (for making the country interested in watching grass grow)
With star players like Carlos Tevez and Neymar gracing our new stadium this year, you'd think the celebs are hot topics.
But no... surprisingly, conversation centered on the state of the grass at the pitch (until Brazil scored four goals against Japan).